My BFF, SurferSam

Chachi: Ladies, Gentlemen, and the little munchkins in the back. I, Chachi, am proud to present my best earthling friend, Sam!
Sam: Actully, Chachi. I'm not what you called an Ea-
Chachi: (covers up Sam's mouth) Shh! They might believe it! Just act normal!
Sam: (nods)
Chachi: Anyway, this is Sam, a NORMAL EARTH BEING! She is one of the first people I met at my new school and we clicked instantly!
Sam: Yeah, so don't believe that I'm some crazy alien in disguise because that's NOT WHAT I AM!
Chachi: O_o Ooookkkkaaayyy...
Sam: Anyway, I'm probally going to start my own blog on here with Chachi, so expect me on this blog more often!
Chachi: Don't worry. She won't stop the RANDOMNESS! It will keep on coming, believe me.
Sam: Hey, what happened to you today at school. Mr. Reddy wanted to talk to you and then both of you disappeared.
Chachi: Uh, yeah. I'll tell you later. Hey did you know that the planet Pluto doesn't have anything to do with the dog named Pluto?
Sam: ... Huh?
Chachi: Uh, nevermind. Well, we have to go and steal, I mean, borrow some pretzels.
Sam: I LOVE PRETZELS!
Chachi: Well, we'll blog you all later!
Sam: So, in the meantime, go sniff a dog.
Chachi: Read a topographic map
Sam: Pay your bills
Chachi: Play a trombone
Sam: Bye!
Chachi: See ya!
Sam: Peace,
Chachi: Love,
Sam & Chachi: AND CHICKEN!