I'M NOT CRAZY!

First thing, ignore the title. I AM CRAZY! A nutshell in a bag of peanuts. Whenever I'm trying to make a conversation, it's like this:

Me: Hi!
Random Person: Hi.
Me: How are you?
Random Person: Good, you?
Me: Ya, great!
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My head: THINK OF SOMETHING BEFORE ______ THINKS YOUR WEIRD! UH OH, ______ JUST GAVE ME A STRANGE LOOK! OMG! WHAT DO I DO? THINK, CHACHI,
THINK!!! OH, I KNOW!
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Me: Do you know what's for lunch today?
Random Person: Uh, we arn't at school
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My Head: GOD, I AM SO STUPID! OH, WE'RE IN A PARK, DUH! Wait, how did I get here??? Oh, well. I NEED TO THINK!
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Random Person: Uh, I'm leaving now.
Me: Wait! No!
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My Head: GREAT! JUST FLIPPIN GREAT! OH WELL, IT'S TIME FOR MEDITATING CLASSES WITH MASTER SPOON. I WONDER IF SENSEI FORK WILL BE THERE?

See what I mean? I AM CRAZY! He he he! Hey, have you ever tried on one of those jackets when you can't move your arms when they think your crazy?! It's weird at first, but then its strangely comfortable... Then they get you into a car and drive you to a building with a padded room they say is, "made just for you and your kind". They are SO nice! It's all roomy and stuff. Oh, and there is a rubber duck you get to share your feelings with! You all who are reading this remind me of the duck... Ah, good times...Oh, God. I'M GOING CRAZY! I'm going to go take my medication now. Hey, why am I typing a kangaroo??? I'm dizzy... BYE! (falls on floor)

Peace, Love, and VIKINGS!
-Chachi