Hair

I am now typing this from the bottom of the spaceship heading to God knows where. I was right about my teacher the other day though. He asked me to come out into the hallway and then he scurried me off into his spaceship full of little Martain people with big heads and small bodies. They were all green and speaking a weird language. They're stranger thank the creatures here. I had to sit next to one in class! Anyway, to pass the time in the spaceship, I decided to talk about something common to almost all earth beings: hair. I may not be of your kind but I do have hair! And it's SO hard to style! I mean, it's like a plant. You have to water it, give nourishment, and water it again and again and AGAIN! EVERYDAY! Well, I have to go tamper with the driving controls so I can get back home. Bye!

Peace, Love, and H2O!
-Chachi